4th Transmission - Audio/Action

[heavyweaponsbot]

How long have these been here?

[For reference, Ironhide is standing in front of one of the newly arrived statues, scowling up at it. There's a ping as metal impacts stone -- someone just gave one of the things a cursory flick.]

I am less than impressed.

[He's about to say something else, but then there's a sharp crack. Ironhide makes a startled sound, which only gets worse as the loud crunch of a toppling statue fills the comm.]

...

Oops.

Comments

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Apparently dey just got here.

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Hope they were not important.

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Me too, cuz I been smashing dere heads in.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmnf. Least I was not the only one.

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

I don't trust dese t'ings.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Wonder how many of them there are to find.

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Too many. Dere be no way mons put all dem up ovah night.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah.

And why put them here...?

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Well dey be on da road to Ardel. If dey be a t'reat den dey could hit both da temple and Ardel.

[Of course that depends on whether these statues are an actual threat or not. It's still possible they are simple decorations.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Then maybe we should continue taking care of the threat.

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should.

[And they're overacting maybe, just maybe, these people will start telling them just what the hell is happening from now on.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmnf. Maybe we should.

[And with that, there's the resounding crunch of a heavy Autobot ramming his shoulder into a statue.]

[fallintheriver.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, you broke them.

[You're in trouble now, Ironhide.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Your point?

[fallintheriver.livejournal.com]

Well I'm working on the assumption that the locals aren't gonna like it.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Then they will not like it. I do not care.

[fallintheriver.livejournal.com]

Tch. You're no fun.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am not here for your amusement.

[fallintheriver.livejournal.com]

Well you should be.

[Sorry dude, it's only the truth.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am a solider. Not an entertainment drone.

Go amuse yourself.

[fallintheriver.livejournal.com]

You aren't a soldier, there's no army here for you to be a part of.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am a soldier.

I was created as one, trained as one. I do not stop being what I am because of a change in location.

[fallintheriver.livejournal.com]

No, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Then you are a fool.