48th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

... What have you all done to get yourselves handcuffed?  Have I missed some large-scale brawl?  Why was I not informed?

Need to tell me these things.  Getting rusty just punching the bees.



((ooc: Ironhide is unable to lie 8D Enjoy!))

Comments

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[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay.

[THAT'S ALL YOU GET. You still break his heart Ironhide, only not.]

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Is there something wrong?

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[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

That's not symbolic, is it?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

No. Why would it be?

[text]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

Because you're punching bees?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

You are not actually a bee.

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[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

I know that, Ironhide.

[Oh sweet Primus. One day he will learn how to joke with Ironhide. Or maybe one day Ironhide will learn how to joke like a normal sentient being.]

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Then quit worrying about it. I like you.

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[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

I wasn't worried about it, I was attempting to tease you. I'm pretty sure I'd know if you didn't like me.

Unless you're better at hiding things than I thought. Are you?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Oh. You should have told me that was what you were doing.

I... am not sure.

[text]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[Now that is a strange answer.]

You're not sure?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Not... sure if I am... or not.

[text]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

...how are you not sure what you're capable of?

Are you okay?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Because I have no idea what you know and what you... do... not know.

...

Not sure.

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[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

Is Ratchet with you?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... Not right now, why?

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[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[Because you sound like you're malfunctioning, that's why.]

No reason.

So you know, I know a lot more than I let on, but that's me being polite.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[Maybe a little bit.]

... You what.

[text]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

Maybe "know" is too strong a word. More like "strongly suspect."

[He's being vague for your sake, man. TAKE IT AND RUN WITH IT.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... You are wrong.

[Ironhide that's the wrong answer.]

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[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[Whatever, he saw that confession. No need to humiliate Ironhide further.]

Probably.

Anyway I'm stuck with Mikaela; could you do us a favor and bring some water and food by for her sometime in the near future?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He will deny that confession until the end of time.]

If you tell me what to feed her, yeah.

[text]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

I'll send a list your way in a sec. Thanks, Ironhide.

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah. Gives me something to do.

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[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

A Coke and a ham sandwich?