47th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

I find it difficult to maintain an ordered squad when those involved get themselves tossed in the brig.  Hmnf!  If you hear this, Zuko, you will answer to me when your punishment ends.  Or King.  Pray that he is more forgiving than I am.

[He mutters something that sounds like "damn kids".  Maybe.  Or maybe you're hearing things.]

The rest of you will report in.  Want to talk to you.

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If you wish it to be in person, you can find me with the bees.  I have business with them.

[Meaning, he's itchy to hit something, and the bees are the best target.]

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If you see this, got a female who wants to... do me a favor.  Need your advice.

Comments

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

What sort of advice were you looking for?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... She wants to try oiling my joints. Thinks it could help.

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And why do you have a cow?

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I suppose if she applies it to the appropriate places, it could help with ease of movement. It will do very little for your hip as that is primarily structure damage - but it may increase mobility in your shoulders.

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A what?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

You want to supervise? Tell her what you said, though. She wants to do it in payment for helping her move.

A cow, Ratchet. You have a cow. Why is there a cow in here?

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

That may be for the best - Your joints have seen better cycles.

... I was not aware there was a cow.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Not my fault. No place to get them cleaned out around here... Unless you want to try it first.

... Yeah. There is. Tiny one. It... makes bubbles. How did--how could you not know about it?

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I will be fine supervising. She may have better luck, having smaller hands to work with.

... I have never seen such a creature, much less in our quarters.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... Eh. Guess so. Tell her to keep off my arms.

Ratchet, I am looking at it.