40th Transmission - Audio

[heavyweaponsbot]

Unless there is anyone with a useful proposal for my time, I will be occupied on deck six.

[Punching bees: what giant robots do in their downtime, kids. Of course, he won't come right out and say this.]

I grow tired of individuals who are too incompetent to work a simple communications device.

Hmnf!

Comments

[audio/Italian]

[ceilingezio.livejournal.com]

Did someone put vinegar in your wine?

[audio/Italian]

[heavyweaponsbot]

I grow tired of fools who cannot work a simple communicator. Hmnf!

[audio/Italian]

[ceilingezio.livejournal.com]

Eh, ignorance is only foolish so long as they don't seek to correct it.

[words of wisdom, from a seventeen year old boy? what is this madness!]

[audio/Italian]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Boy, "ignorant" and "foolish" mean the same thing.

[standardpackage.livejournal.com]

Someone needs ta' calm down a bit.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am calm. If I were not, your audio receptors would have suffered for it.

[standardpackage.livejournal.com]

[Jinx clearly doesn't remember Ironhide from their drunken fun times at the party.]

Sorry ta' say this, Kid, but not every damn person is smart enough ta' use a comm.

[Jinx is an example of this since he cannot spell in English to save his life.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

[There's a pause.]

Kid?

[thenotmagician]

Not all of us are technological geniuses. Specially th'ones who come from a place where th'closest thing you get to a computer is a stick and dirt.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Grumbles.]

Then they should have paid more attention when they were taught to use the stick and the dirt.

[thenotmagician]

Really don't think any number of lessons of stick and dirt could compare t'modern technology, bud.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmnf.

Draw the comm in the dirt. Label it. Easy enough.

[Voice]

[jackieeeeeeee.livejournal.com]

When Uncle finds his chi spell, you will not be tired of anything!

[Voice]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Oh for--]

What are you ranting about now?

[Voice]

[jackieeeeeeee.livejournal.com]

Feh!

Demons have no respect.

[Voice]

[heavyweaponsbot]

If I meet one, I will inform them of this.

[Video. Always video.]

[thepartydude.livejournal.com]

[Mike's hanging upside down from ... something.]

Whatcha doin'?

[Video]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Staring.]

... What are you doing?

[Video]

[thepartydude.livejournal.com]

Dude, I asked first.

[fracturefall.livejournal.com]

[Barricade is STILL lost, and now at this point has forgotten how to get back to his own cabin. Which makes him...extra charming when he runs into his old pally pal pal.]

This.

Has to be a metaphor for the slaggin' war or something.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... What?

[fracturefall.livejournal.com]

[Leans back against wall, arms folded. Do you like his posture of contempt? He hopes so.]

This is definitely an excellent use of your time and abilities, Ironhide.

Especially since the insects appear to be outsmarting you.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Why're you so grumpy?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Should I be otherwise?

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

I was just wondering if there was a reason for it, this time.