4th Transmission // Audio // 4th Wall

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Gears and joints crack over the line--someone's working the kinks out]

Better. 

About time this place ceased altering my structure.  Tired of looking like Ratchet too...  So now what?  Do we continue sitting by...?  Or do we try and get answers out of these... people?

Could use a drink too.

Comments

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware you had such a problem with my frame. [Chuckle]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... brace yourself.]

...

[heavyweaponsbot]

ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE!

["GLEE" is not a strong enough word.]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[... Ow, my audios.]

My apologies, Ironhide. I wasn't aware that I was on a schedule.

Perhaps you could enlighten me as to where 'here' is.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... the bellowing shows he cares.]

Funny.

Not here. Where are you? Give me your location.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[He would prefer something... You know, the bellowing is fine. :|]

I am currently aboard the deck of an unknown human sea vessel, strange though it may sound.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Oh don't worry, he'll find you :|]

... Gathered that, Ratchet. Where on the vessel?

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[He's counting on it. This is not something he's used to, appearing on boats.]

... Is there a way of telling...?

It... appears to be decorated in the fashion of one of those medieval stone structures, with primitive metal weapons. Hmm...

[BRB, INVESTIGATING SAID WEAPONS ON DECK 07]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Oh would you--

RATCHET! Quit getting--listen to me! Quit looking at that!

[BRB CHASING YOU DOWN. SOMEHOW.]

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Ratchet~!

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

Ah, hello Mikaela.

Are you well?

[Sorry, still studying these wall decorations. He thinks they may be fake. :|]

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah, I'm good. What are you doing here?

[...Of course]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

That is a good question - One I am afraid I do not have the answer to, at the moment.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well, what are you doing? You sound distracted.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

They have replicas of historic human weapons somehow fastened to the walls - I had wondered if they were original artifacts, but they do not seem to be...

[DISAPPOINTED D:]

[heroic-hero.livejournal.com]

By the Matrix...

[heavyweaponsbot]

... what did you say?

[heroic-hero.livejournal.com]

My apologies. It is not my intent to... insult? I merely stated 'by the Matrix', as, well, I'm not certain as to what you are.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Not insulted. ... Never thought I would hear someone swear by that old myth.

I am Autobot. What are you?

[heroic-hero.livejournal.com]

An... Autobot? A joke? Am I... offline? Dark soul of my heart, did I leave you? Oh, yes. [A cough] I am SilverBolt, a maximal, for we Maximals are the descendants of the Autobots.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Not a joke. I am Ironhide. And I serve Optimus Prime.

[Going to ignore the weird... soul/heart nonsense for now.]

Descendants? What are you talking about?

[heroic-hero.livejournal.com]

The Optimus Prime? Why, it is a pleasure to meet you, most noble and illustrious ancestor. [A dramatic pause.] Yes, we, the maximals, descent from the Autobot line, arising from the ashes of the Great War to once more carry on the duty and honour that was left to us.

sup?(backdated cause im epic fail)

[soryaseroth.livejournal.com]

Your alt form is so badass, it's not funny!
....
*eats a coffee crisp and drinks a ginger beer*
.....What does energon taste like?

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

What is this nonsense?

[soryaseroth.livejournal.com]

I'm just merely complimenting your alt form sir Ironhide
...
May you answer my question now?
*finishes off her drink*