Ironhide (
heavyweaponsbot) wrote2012-02-01 08:30 pm
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16th Transmission - Video
[The video feed opens on Ironhide, looming large... and standing fully upright, in the keep's courtyard.]
[There appears to be a small tree, ripped from the woods themselves, and planted in the ground -- or propped up, it's hard to tell which. Either way, the old Autobot is watching it with an even stare.]
[And without warning, he kicks the tree, savagely, the motion accompanied by a rev of a massive engine. The tree shatters in an explosion of splinters and wood chips.]
[He draws himself up, and snorts.]
Yeah. Hip works all right. This will do.
[There appears to be a small tree, ripped from the woods themselves, and planted in the ground -- or propped up, it's hard to tell which. Either way, the old Autobot is watching it with an even stare.]
[And without warning, he kicks the tree, savagely, the motion accompanied by a rev of a massive engine. The tree shatters in an explosion of splinters and wood chips.]
[He draws himself up, and snorts.]
Yeah. Hip works all right. This will do.
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[Jokingly indignant here, for the most part. He hates how bad his handwriting is, yeah, but not much to do about that besides practice.]
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[Hey, he can tease you right back, kiddo.]
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[He's only been a Prawn once, but he doesn't need to try it again to know it SUCKS.]
I--I'd say I hope i-it wouldn't-- happen a-again, but... kn--knowing these places? N-Next time I... I-I might be a-- a fish, o-or something.
[Less joking this time. Because it could happen.]
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If you became a fish, I would pitch you into some water before you expired.
... and... remember to feed you.
[Because the last fish he 'rescued' starved to death.]
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Th-that's-- that's good t-to know. Just-- d-don't put me i-in th-the lake, I-- I hear th-there's-- a m-monster in there.
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[And even then, he thinks he'd rather be in a tub than a bucket. More room to stretch his legs! Er, fins.]
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Minnow?
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[Then again, compared to Ironhide, everything is tiny!]
Uh-- i-instead of, like, a-as big as-- m-my arm.
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Y-Yeah, I'm-- I-I'm not a-a-- a sea monster, b-by a long sh-- shot...
[He'd say whale, only, he just knows those as sea monsters. Spooky...]
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[Yeah, Xanth is about as threatening as a puppy, if that puppy were floppy-eared and rolled over for strangers.]
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[No 'ouch' allowed.]
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[He can take a little well-intentioned joking, at least from Ironhide.]
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